I call this "Part I" because I'm supposed to be studying, and I know I don't have the time to organize my thoughts sufficiently in one blog session to deal sufficiently with the ins and outs of this weird field.
Here's a little background: most of my interpreting opportunities come to me as a contract interpreter. (For some, I am listed as an employee of the entity requiring the interpretation services. An example of one of the employer requesters is a local school system; they find it more economical to call us interpreters part-time employees, similar to the way they track and pay their substitute teachers.) Of the entities for which I provide contract interpreter services, almost all are interpreting agencies.
Now, these interpreting agencies vary widely in the training requirements for interpreters, in their need for a signed contract, in the existence of a non-compete agreement, and in the way they do business out and about in the community. For example, one agency required that I take (and pass) a language assessment in English and Spanish before I could submit an application with proof of medical interpreter training and then take (and pass) their own interpreter entrance exam. After that, I was required to undergo hours of interpreter and agency-specific training before being assigned any jobs. On the other side of the spectrum, one agency found out about me through a friend who did interpreting on the side; he couldn't help them out, so in a pinch they called me. Ever since, when they need interpreting services, they send me a text message asking about my availability. No W-9, photo ID, nothing. Most of the other agencies fall somewhere in the middle.
So, depending on the situation, it's quite possible that I interpret in one setting - say, the local hospital - but could be sent there by one of several different agencies. It depends on if the hospital itself called me in directly as a contractor with them, to help with the in-house interpreters' overload; or if the local interpreting agency was contacted to help the hospital with the in-house interpreters' overload; or if the visit is related to a workers compensation claim; or if there is a state-funded insurance company who is covering the cost of the interpreting services. I have a small makeup bag in my purse with my nametags. There are about 8 of them.
Sometimes, after the interpreting session, the doctor/social worker/school administrator/whoever I'm interpreting for asks me, "If we want to get hold of you directly for interpreting in the future, how can we do that?" That is a good question. They might be able to use my services under like three different vendors. Some might pay me way better than others. I have signed non-compete agreements with some. Or even if there's no non-compete agreement, I might be shooting myself in the foot with one agency if I suggest that the clinic/school/etc. switch to a different one while still interpreting for the same client. But would they ever know? What sort of contracts have these organizations signed with interpreting agencies? I am aware of one interpreting agency whose manager believes that their contracts with some schools/clinics/etc. are exclusive, but I know this to be not true, as I myself often show up wearing ID badges from agencies other this manager's agency. I don't have the heart to tell the manager about this, especially because I can't possibly think of what good it would do to stir the pot and mention that the exclusivity clause is being blatantly ignored.
There's also another interpreting agency that keeps sending me far, far away (over an hour from my home) for pretty simple appointments. They pay handsomely. My only issue is that these appointments are being paid for out of a state-funded insurance company. And these appointments often take place in the middle of the nest of one of the biggest, most highly developed, and best interpreting networks in the region: the city of ___. I often travel to ___ to receive interpreter continuing education and to network with fellow interpreters; and yes, it does bother me that our state is spending oodles on my transportation and time for a service that five more people just down the road can probably perform better than I can.
So, as a good businesswoman (which I'm not, but it's a nice goal to have), I need to stop and think, "How can I earn more money and get more assignments, without compromising my ethics and values?"
This seems like a great place to stop Part I of "The Politics and Ethics of Interpreting" - especially because I have no idea how to answer the above question.
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Monday, October 26, 2015
Simultaneous Lesson 11A
The man who recites Articles 191-196 of Ecuador's Penal Code (de los Delitos Contra la Inviolabilidad del Domicilio) talks like he has marshmallows in his mouth and is intermittently talking at different speeds to throw other off the track of his thoughts. In flagrant rebellion, I am using my study time to listen to Stevie Wonder's "Don't You Worry Bout a Thing," which does not contain big words. In fact, here is the last portion of the song's lyrics:
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, pretty mama
'Cause I'll be standing in the wings
When you check it out
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Yeah
Bam bambam bambam bambam
Bambambambam bambambambam
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, sugar
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, mama
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, sugar
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
It's great.
The chords make up for any complexity lacking in the lyrics. Try playing Em, Baug, Em7, A7, F7 all in one measure.
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, pretty mama
'Cause I'll be standing in the wings
When you check it out
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Yeah
Bam bambam bambam bambam
Bambambambam bambambambam
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, sugar
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, mama
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry
Don't you worry 'bout a thing, sugar
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
Don't you worry 'bout a thing
It's great.
The chords make up for any complexity lacking in the lyrics. Try playing Em, Baug, Em7, A7, F7 all in one measure.
Friday, October 23, 2015
Review Day
Today is supposed to be review day, where I run through the three different lessons I chugged down over the week, speed up a little more in the simultaneous interpreting lesson, and generally goof off and do housecleaning while listening to the vocabulary recordings for good measure. However, I didn't study much yesterday, so I'm still struggling big time with the simul lesson. Good news, however; it appears that my text readability counter only considers this to be "college level entry - difficult," rather than last week's "college graduate - very difficult."
Yesterday when I was supposed to be studying, a variety of people kept emailing and calling me about the local schools' parent teacher conferences. I had taken yesterday off, because I had thought I would be going out of town for something that didn't end up happening, and I was initially excited about a whole free day to play and study. However, three schools had crises of different sorts: some parents wanted to cancel their conference last minute; some parents hadn't even been confirmed for their conference later that day; some parents hadn't been notified of their conference for Monday; one teacher wanted a letter translated into Spanish for passing out at her conferences later that day; and - this one is my favorite - some parents had sick kids diagnosed with strep and kept them home, so the school wanted me to call and make sure the parent or parents would still be attending the conference later that afternoon, and then they wanted me to call the family again to make sure they wouldn't be bringing their kids into the building for the conference and thus exposing everyone else to strep. It was noon before I could get away from both my phone and computer, and this was only done by announcing that I would be unavailable for the rest of the day. I know at least one of the schools was aware I was planning to be out of town yesterday.
Ah! job security.
Yesterday when I was supposed to be studying, a variety of people kept emailing and calling me about the local schools' parent teacher conferences. I had taken yesterday off, because I had thought I would be going out of town for something that didn't end up happening, and I was initially excited about a whole free day to play and study. However, three schools had crises of different sorts: some parents wanted to cancel their conference last minute; some parents hadn't even been confirmed for their conference later that day; some parents hadn't been notified of their conference for Monday; one teacher wanted a letter translated into Spanish for passing out at her conferences later that day; and - this one is my favorite - some parents had sick kids diagnosed with strep and kept them home, so the school wanted me to call and make sure the parent or parents would still be attending the conference later that afternoon, and then they wanted me to call the family again to make sure they wouldn't be bringing their kids into the building for the conference and thus exposing everyone else to strep. It was noon before I could get away from both my phone and computer, and this was only done by announcing that I would be unavailable for the rest of the day. I know at least one of the schools was aware I was planning to be out of town yesterday.
Ah! job security.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Pasha the Porcupine
Instead of studying my Sight Text#10, which contains only three words I didn't know (hooray! finally I don't feel inadequate in one of these lessons), I played with my friend O, who told me about an experience she had recently helping interpret a remedial driver's ed class into Russian. It was about six hours of simultaneous interpreting, and since she had moved to the US before getting her drivers license, she never learned driving and road safety terms in Russian. She said it went pretty badly, with a lot of skipping parts to keep up, some pictionary sessions to illustrate car parts she didn't know how to say, and some of the Russians offering different terms or ideas for what the idea was that she was trying to communicate. It sounded hilarious and terrible at the same time. O isn't a trained interpreter, and this was just a nice offer she made to help out some folks who had already failed their driving exam several times, so the pressure for perfection just wasn't there, thankfully.
And we wrote and illustrated a children's story (see below), because what better activity could you possibly choose to do when you're avoiding homework?
And we wrote and illustrated a children's story (see below), because what better activity could you possibly choose to do when you're avoiding homework?
C'est Fini!
Well! I went to court this morning - grown-up court, not just Juvenile and Domestic Relations or intake hearings - and I lived to tell about it!
I arrived to the courthouse early and checked in with the Clerk's office. When the ladies found out I was the interpreter, they made sure I got a voucher sheet - thank God, because that was precisely what I was worried about - and buzzed me through their little hallway into the courtroom. Inside, the bailiff was alone, preparing for the unlocking of the main doors, and he seemed peeved that I had come in not only early but through the Members Only door.
It was easy to find the individual for whom I would be interpreting, because there were only about ten cases' worth of attendees. That was helpful - my other concern had been, how was I supposed to find the person if I couldn't make a general announcement and had to be all surreptitious and discreet? So we sat there, waiting for court to be in session, and I watched the lawyers float from defendant to defendant, schmoozing with the old people and babies and chatting with the district attorney. Everyone talked in hushed tones, the regular actors breezily, the special guests stiffly. I again thought about how being in court is kind of like attending an old-timey church service in a congregation that has gone through the motions for decades: some would rather not be there, others are there because they think they ought to be, others can do the proceedings in their sleep, and all complete with the uncomfortable wood pews and the bad lighting and the rigidly fixed schedule.
The case for which I was interpreting (let's say it was an OR motion - release from custody of a defendant under his/her Own Recognizance) was the last one to be called. Every now and then the judge or district attorney (DA) would interject, "We'll do the OR motion after the traffic case." Or, "All that will be left after these is the OR motion." So I had plenty of time to get nervous. It reminded me of piano recitals when I was a kid. You are sitting there, not able to enjoy anything going on around you, because you know soon it will be YOUR TURN and you will have to go up front. And what if you have to go to the bathroom? Or what if your nose is running and you didn't bring a tissue? And what if something terrible happens and everyone just stares at you out of utter shock and horror? Doom! And then you think, well, I should try to relax because it will be a while. And you look up at the ceiling, or pick at some lint on your pants, and then all of a sudden you gaze catches your name on the program in your lap and - gulp - it's back to speculating about pending doom again! Or in my case this morning, the DA would keep saying, "Oh, and after this we'll do the OR motion" and then I'd be back to contemplating Interpreter Fail.
The case lasted a grand total of 10 minutes. It was pretty ridiculous. The judge heard what everyone said, then he said what he was going to do and told us to sit down while the paperwork got printed out. Then it got printed out. And that was that.
The voucher completion stumped both the clerk and the clerk's assistant, who told me (in what I thought was kind of a nasty tone) that if I have filled it out wrong, the office where the voucher gets sent to (the Office of the Executive Secretary) would be sure to let me know.
So, lessons learned:
1. Interpreting in court is essentially the same thing as any other interpreting I do anywhere else. I repeat everything that is said, exactly as it is said, without adding, omitting, or changing anything, blah, blah.
2. Interpreting in court sure doesn't last long. I like the idea of doing about 10 minutes of work and being remunerated for two hours.
3. There is little or nothing I can do to prepare for interpreting in court except for plugging away at my favorite blessed Acebo lessons, the joy of my life. This week I'm working on Battered Wife, Expert Witness Testimony - Intoxylizer, and some sort of affidavit written in Spanish for the text translation lesson.
And today it's going to be 73 degrees and sunny outside...and here I am, parroting about digital display readings and the metabolism of alcohol...
I arrived to the courthouse early and checked in with the Clerk's office. When the ladies found out I was the interpreter, they made sure I got a voucher sheet - thank God, because that was precisely what I was worried about - and buzzed me through their little hallway into the courtroom. Inside, the bailiff was alone, preparing for the unlocking of the main doors, and he seemed peeved that I had come in not only early but through the Members Only door.
It was easy to find the individual for whom I would be interpreting, because there were only about ten cases' worth of attendees. That was helpful - my other concern had been, how was I supposed to find the person if I couldn't make a general announcement and had to be all surreptitious and discreet? So we sat there, waiting for court to be in session, and I watched the lawyers float from defendant to defendant, schmoozing with the old people and babies and chatting with the district attorney. Everyone talked in hushed tones, the regular actors breezily, the special guests stiffly. I again thought about how being in court is kind of like attending an old-timey church service in a congregation that has gone through the motions for decades: some would rather not be there, others are there because they think they ought to be, others can do the proceedings in their sleep, and all complete with the uncomfortable wood pews and the bad lighting and the rigidly fixed schedule.
The case for which I was interpreting (let's say it was an OR motion - release from custody of a defendant under his/her Own Recognizance) was the last one to be called. Every now and then the judge or district attorney (DA) would interject, "We'll do the OR motion after the traffic case." Or, "All that will be left after these is the OR motion." So I had plenty of time to get nervous. It reminded me of piano recitals when I was a kid. You are sitting there, not able to enjoy anything going on around you, because you know soon it will be YOUR TURN and you will have to go up front. And what if you have to go to the bathroom? Or what if your nose is running and you didn't bring a tissue? And what if something terrible happens and everyone just stares at you out of utter shock and horror? Doom! And then you think, well, I should try to relax because it will be a while. And you look up at the ceiling, or pick at some lint on your pants, and then all of a sudden you gaze catches your name on the program in your lap and - gulp - it's back to speculating about pending doom again! Or in my case this morning, the DA would keep saying, "Oh, and after this we'll do the OR motion" and then I'd be back to contemplating Interpreter Fail.
The case lasted a grand total of 10 minutes. It was pretty ridiculous. The judge heard what everyone said, then he said what he was going to do and told us to sit down while the paperwork got printed out. Then it got printed out. And that was that.
The voucher completion stumped both the clerk and the clerk's assistant, who told me (in what I thought was kind of a nasty tone) that if I have filled it out wrong, the office where the voucher gets sent to (the Office of the Executive Secretary) would be sure to let me know.
So, lessons learned:
1. Interpreting in court is essentially the same thing as any other interpreting I do anywhere else. I repeat everything that is said, exactly as it is said, without adding, omitting, or changing anything, blah, blah.
2. Interpreting in court sure doesn't last long. I like the idea of doing about 10 minutes of work and being remunerated for two hours.
3. There is little or nothing I can do to prepare for interpreting in court except for plugging away at my favorite blessed Acebo lessons, the joy of my life. This week I'm working on Battered Wife, Expert Witness Testimony - Intoxylizer, and some sort of affidavit written in Spanish for the text translation lesson.
And today it's going to be 73 degrees and sunny outside...and here I am, parroting about digital display readings and the metabolism of alcohol...
Friday, October 16, 2015
Text Readability Consensus Calculator
For grins, I entered some of Acebo's Simultaneous Lesson 9B text into a Text Readability Consensus Calculator to see what level of education is required to digest its content. The calculator that I used combines the results of multiple accepted formulas, including the SMOG index.
Results?
And this is what a court interpreter is supposed to interpret simultaneously. AND, the guy in Lesson 9B's recording is only reading the text at 140 words per minute!
I wonder if cocaine would be a good option for me, to incorporate both feelings of confidence and euphoria as well as high energy and speed in the execution of tasks. And, the effects last only about an hour, which is a good amount of time for the typical hearing. One thing to consider would be the numbing effects of cocaine - I'd have to give some thought as to the administration of the drug, so as not to numb my lips or tongue. That would be counterproductive. Maybe just plain old speed would do the trick.
Results?
Readability Consensus
Based on 8 readability formulas, we have scored your text:
Grade Level: 19
Reading Level: very difficult to read.
Reader's Age: College graduate
And this is what a court interpreter is supposed to interpret simultaneously. AND, the guy in Lesson 9B's recording is only reading the text at 140 words per minute!
I wonder if cocaine would be a good option for me, to incorporate both feelings of confidence and euphoria as well as high energy and speed in the execution of tasks. And, the effects last only about an hour, which is a good amount of time for the typical hearing. One thing to consider would be the numbing effects of cocaine - I'd have to give some thought as to the administration of the drug, so as not to numb my lips or tongue. That would be counterproductive. Maybe just plain old speed would do the trick.
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Yikes - the real deal!
I just got a call from court asking for interpreting services next week! Whoa!!! This wasn't supposed to happen yet, not till next spring when I take my oral exam and get certified. Up till now all I've done is some custody things in Juvenile and Domestic Relations and some intake hearings. This is a real one - like, something somewhat criminal-related. I'm terrified! How to prepare? - especially since this week's studying is not going fantastically. (Last night I even made J read my texts to interpret out loud because the CD recordings were going to fast and anyway, as I told J, who looked at me strangely, the lady on the recording was stuck up and I didn't like her tone of disdain that she used with me. Sigh...studies are not going so well...)
I'm going to write down all terms they could possibly use in the upcoming hearing, make fake proceedings, dialogues, testimony, objections, everything.
The other thing that worries me is the paperwork. Somewhere I need to find a blank invoice form, find out the full name of the defendant, the case number, the proper billing rate, and where to turn in the completed invoice. I remember in the orientation session for court interpreting we had a whole section on how to fill out those blasted forms because they were so complicated. I forgot everything. Let me check in my folder; maybe there's some good notes in there, maybe even an invoice I could use.
And now, back to studying Consecutive Lesson 6: Murder Defendant. Did you know the term "homicidio calificado" is kind of like aggravated manslaughter, but cannot be squashed into a category such as 1st, 2nd or 3rd degree murder? See WordReference's discussion on this.
I'm going to write down all terms they could possibly use in the upcoming hearing, make fake proceedings, dialogues, testimony, objections, everything.
The other thing that worries me is the paperwork. Somewhere I need to find a blank invoice form, find out the full name of the defendant, the case number, the proper billing rate, and where to turn in the completed invoice. I remember in the orientation session for court interpreting we had a whole section on how to fill out those blasted forms because they were so complicated. I forgot everything. Let me check in my folder; maybe there's some good notes in there, maybe even an invoice I could use.
And now, back to studying Consecutive Lesson 6: Murder Defendant. Did you know the term "homicidio calificado" is kind of like aggravated manslaughter, but cannot be squashed into a category such as 1st, 2nd or 3rd degree murder? See WordReference's discussion on this.
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Acebo Lesson 9: Frustration
I don’t know anyone who talks like this. “de
ser necesario,” “cualquiera que fuese su naturaleza,” “para la consecución de
este fin,” “a la propuesta de la parte interesada,” “sin más requisito que
poner la suma de dinero respectiva”…
Blah!
I don’t mind getting smarter and learning these things. It’s just that, aside from my little textbook
and my own little recordings to memorize the phrases, I don’t hear these terms
anywhere else. All my friends are, well,
not sophisticated. I don’t think they
know what these words mean anyway. I
think if I broke out into this type of speech, I’d get the same reaction as Joe
did in “Idiocracy”:
[silence]
FRITO: You talk like a fag.
Yup.
Nothing like that to keep me motivated!
I wrote all of the vocabulary from Simultaneous Lesson 9A last night in red Sharpie because I was mad. It was invigorating.
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